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This essay smells just like a Broome Junior High Teen Club dance.

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What was the slow dance?

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“Color My World”. But at the party in Mindy’s pine-paneled basement it was “Wild Horses”.

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If the slow dance had taken place several years later (Philly sound, disco era), what song would it had been?

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Still “Color My World” or possibly “Precious & Few”. The slow dances from early adolescence are powerful and persistent. It wasn’t until “My Funny Valentine” that they were unseated, and not a minute too soon.

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👍 Any preferred “My Funny Valentine “ version?

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Elvis Costello, 1980.

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Lovely stuff.

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Thanks, Paul!

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This interview that my mate did may be of interest to you, by the way. https://punknoirmagazine.wordpress.com/2018/11/05/alan-savage-interviews-the-sweets-brian-connolly-may-1989/

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Thanks very much!

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"It sounds awesome cranked up" is like the litmus test "It has a great beat and you can dance to it" — but wearing a leather jacket.

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…or wearing a parka.

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Fantastic, Joe, fantastic. This was one of my gateway songs, though unlike you, I knew perfectly well the meaning of the word "willy." So did my mum, who found the song hilarious. It was the era of "My Ding-A-Ling," adolescently comical Judge Dread singles and a joie de vivre about pop music that made it so much damn fun to jump on board. I remained a loyal Sweet-ist (is that a thing?) all the way through their number ones, watching as they gradually replaced Chinn-Chapman's names with their own and understanding from this how the music business worked. Ultimately, great singles don't need to have their lyrics explained - it's enough that you and I caught the intent, songs like this offered a sense of rebellion and freedom that even an 8-year old could relate to. As for records getting destroyed, my older brother once threw a wild party when my mum and I were away for a weekend, which I'd have been jealous of if not for the fact I found my copy of Quadrophenia on the turntable (second disc) scratched to hell literally overnight. I do believe he was forced to buy me a replacement. Later in life, an adopted cat in Manhattan decided to treat my walls of valuable LPs as his scratching post; though the vinyl remains in good shape, their resale value was drastically reduced. And my fave cat ever was as excited as I was when a copy of The Stranglers' Black & White LP finally showed up from mail order. (They had waited 3 weeks to clear my mum's check!!) I played the record over breakfast before school, put the sleeve alongside me on the sofa and the cat came to see what all the fuss was about - obviously using the LP cover as part of a self-imposed obstacle course. Are any of these "fake" memories? No. But isn't it funny how they stick with us?

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Great stuff, Tony. Man I can only imagine hearing the Sweet regularly on the radio all those years—what bliss. Aw, Quadrophenia! At least you could still play The Real Me and Punk Meets the Godfather! ;-)

I've been blessedly free of cat-led destruction of albums so far, and that's with thirty years of cats behind me! How long will my luck last....

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